Life is JUICY


part three.
March 2, 2009, 1:55 am
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my daily dose of HILARIOUS-OSITY.

“Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmothers wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML”

“Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she’d say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said “yes!” Then I asked her if I was pretty… she looked at me and said “NO.” FML”

“Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said “well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years.” FML”

“Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I’m the teacher, I’m gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML”

el em ay oh. where are these people?!